Apu: So, tell me about yourself Mr. Fry.
Fry: Well, I used to live in the year 1999, selling pizzas, untill I fell into some freezer-thingy and awoke 1000-years into the future, my friends are a one-eyed chick, an evil but funny robot and some crab,alien-thingy. I now work as a delivery boy selling useless crap to other planets.
Apu: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!? But if your from the future, how the hell did you get back here in the modern time drinking a squishie?!
Fry: I don't know, time-machine?